What do you call vehicles being transported?
What directions were given to the spring salad as it was being transported from farm to table?
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
Your grandparents are planning their funeral arrangements in advance. Grandma wants to be transported in a horse and carriage grandpa wants a Ferrari.
Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.
A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...
Transported a patient with cancer today
He was getting his blood drawn and the nurse said she was putting in an anticoagulant in. But she mis-spoke and said anti quackulant
So then my patient responds "but I'm not a duck"
Hahaha it was even funnier because of how serious everything was.
New snowplows for the Minnesota department of transportation… Named by the internet.
When King Arthur needs to cross the desert, where does he get his transportation?
Archeologists have found that ancient Egyptian culture was involved in developing the public transportation model still seen globally today.
So much so that they centered their religious and cultural life around the worship of a new bus.
The transportation industry is really tough.
My airplane business just won’t take off, my boat business is totally underwater, and my train business has gone completely off the rails.
I thought I was driven enough to be a mobile home transport truck driver…
…Turns out it wasn’t in my wheelhouse.
The Massachusetts Department of Transportation received multiple calls of dead birds on the Boston Turnpike.
A preliminary investigation confirmed a very large amount of dead birds on the roadway. According to the investigation, an overwhelming majority of these deaths were the result of an impact with an 18-wherler.
The state reached out to Boston College, Harvard, UMass, and MIT and created a team of experts in the fields of transportation, physics, ornithology, and animal psychology. These experts conducted a six-month-long study of the events around the Turnpike. Their goal was to determine why such a large number of birds were being killed by 18-wheelers.
The results of this study revealed that one specific species of crow (the Bostonian black) has a natural defense mechanism that allows it to audibly warn other birds of oncoming vehicles. Over time, the other birds come to depend on this audible warning. Unfortunately, there appears to be a defect in this defense when it comes to warning about the 18-wheelers.
Apparently the crow can say "caw, caw" to warn the other birds but it can't say "twuck, twuck."
What is a tooth’s favorite mode of transportation?
I heard we may be bringing back dinosaurs for transport
They make for great fossil fuels.
Did you know kids now have a slang term for the best public transportation?
A truck transporting sod cut us off today
I turned to my wife and said, “look at that grass-haul”
What type of transport do they use at the South Pole?
Why was Bucephalus Alexander's only means of transport?
Because he Aris-totled his car
Did you hear about the ship transporting vitamins?
Unfortunately, it had a hole and zinc-ed
Sorry for advertising but if you need a huge boat to transport animals with, please contact me.
What did the active transport say to the diffusion?
How do you transport a cow?
Did you know that every car going to and from the church on Sunday is a type of public transportation?
They’re all Mass transit.
Anyone know women who work at the Georgia Department of Transportation?
I'm trying to see if they're known as Gal GaDOT
What did Bran the broken say when he lost is main mode of transportation?
Did you hear about the crash in France involving a lorry transporting cheese?
Which unusual method of transport do I take to visit one of my favourite restaurant establishments?
A truck transporting sulphoric acid fell over on the highway
The resulting traffic jam is currently starting to dissolve.
Why did Walter White crash his car?
What is a math teachers favourite mode of transport?
A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.
If your pet dies while you are transporting them on a plane, do they become Carrion Carry-on?
I'm dyslexic and I accidentally boarded the wrong method of public transportation.
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
Berlin transport company know their memes
What’s the best way to transport a giant foot?
What do bees do when they have to use public transport?
This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep
I thought they were usually ram packed
Did you hear about the cute kitty booty contest?
It ended in a cat-ass-trophy!
What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?
My wife during The Transporter: Oh look, it's Jason Stathamscope
What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
Why are trains the best form of transportation?
Because they have a proven track record
Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices. “Cargo space?” he asks.
The salesman says:
“Car no do that. Car go road.”
If time is money, is an ATM...
A Time Machine?
From my 9 y.o.
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