Bounty Paper Towels has introduced a drone which will retrieve a TV remote from anywhere in your house...
It’s the “Clicker Picker Upper.”
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Why do you use an old towel to dry your dog?
Because it's a little rough
What do you call a dinosaur that is also a towel?
I won a contest extracting the most water from a towel, I'm now known as the....
What do you call a disabled paper towel?
Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin
I went to 3 different stores trying to find some paper towels....
I guess you could call me a Bounty hunter.
I tried to tell a joke about towels...
But people don’t like my dry humor.
If towels could tell jokes...
They would have a dry sense of humor
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
What is the number one reason for dry skin
Next time your wife is angry, give her a towel as cape.
Then say : now you are super angry!
She might laugh.. you might die.
My Fiancée was at the store earlier and she texted me saying, “Should I buy new beach towels?”
The towels are so scratchy, the cats love them...
I thought only dogs knew "rough"
What’s the Mandalorian’s favourite paper towel?
Anyone out shopping looking for paper towels can officially call themselves...
Why are American towels communist?
They’re kept in the Lenin closet.
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
When places ran out of toilet paper people started buying paper towel instead
Why Don't Gymnasts Use Towels?
Her: Hey, can you pick up my towel?
Me: Hey there towel, looking good. What are you doing later?
My friend who is a snake charmer is marrying an undertaker.
I bought them some 'Hiss and Hearse' towels as a wedding gift.
A nun might put a towel on her head from time to time.
But she wouldn't make a habit of it.
I started getting death threats after wearing paper towels for a hat...
Apparently there's a Bounty on my head
A pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towel on his head....
Bartender asks what that's all about.
Pirate says "arrrrrgh, I have a bounty on me head"
Why did the pirate wear a paper towel for a hat?
He had a bounty on his head.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel for a hat. The bartender asks, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate replies, "Arr, I got a Bounty on me head!"
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
What is the leading cause for dry skin?
My paper towels went missing
So I had to hire a Bounty hunter.
The leading cause of dry skin
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender says; "hey, what's with the paper towel?" And the pirate says, "Arrr, I've got a bounty on me head!"
I won a contest for draining the most water out of a towel...
I'm now known as the Lord of the Wrings.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head
The bartender asks him why it's there, to which the pirate replies, "Arrr, there be a bounty on me head!"
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Why don’t gymnasts use towels?
My wife got angry at me, so I draped a towel down her back
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