A list of puns related to "Towel Rack"
Wife: Haven't said anything so far
Me: Hard as a towel rack right now Yes I realize this is a Patton Oswald joke.
Wife: Lol...try to appeal to my senses
Me: Your senses look beautiful tonight
Wife: Really?
I was helping my dad hang up some towel racks in the bathroom. I turned on the stud finder and held up to my chest. When it beeped I looked my dad in the eyes and said "I think we've found a stud." He groaned, but I could tell he was proud of me.
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