[Request] In search of “Whoever Stole My…” jokes

I’ve been telling my son “whoever stole my…” jokes and making him groan. I need more. Please help!

Whoever stole my coffee I don’t know how you can sleep at night Whoever stole my radiator the heat is on you Whoever stole my electronic repair kit you’re in for a shock…

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