Tigers Puns

A list of puns related to "Tigers"

I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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👤︎ u/Smelly_Anus69
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?

The outside

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👤︎ u/PoolSharkPete
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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So the house cats went to the tigers engagement party.

The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, “Why so quiet ? Don’t you like to have some boisterous fun ?” The cats replied, “Oh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.”

PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)

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👤︎ u/Vinospam
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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What do you cold and hungry tiger?

A brr-grr.

Edit: “What do you CALL...”

Sorry, I suck.

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👤︎ u/1Killag123
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Tiger Woods and Cub Woods
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👤︎ u/Turbulent-Dragonfly6
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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A rare black tiger is spotted in India

Everywhere else it has stripes.

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👤︎ u/NathanielleS
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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What is Tiger Wood’s favorite place to go on vacation?

The golf coast.

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👤︎ u/Jom_and_Terry0306
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Eye of the tiger
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👤︎ u/glitchomojo
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…

…the other four letters?

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Puns are blooming all over this garden....Like a cat fight between a dandelion and tiger lily...

Oops...A Daisy

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👤︎ u/l17charlie
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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I just read that a tiger was spotted downtown

I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.

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👤︎ u/TheTaxman_cometh
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!

It was a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/jonnyprophet
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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I once had the king of the jungle tell me he was actually a tiger.

He was lion.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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What do you call a tiger that’s just come from the hair stylist?

Sheared Khan

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👤︎ u/AuthorityAnarchyYes
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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My wife is trying to make a Tiger King cake for a friend.

I told her it looks all methed up.

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👤︎ u/Sunstoned1
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.

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👤︎ u/AciTroniX
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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How did Tiger King become so popular during this pandemic?

Netflix is great with viral marketing.

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👤︎ u/AzarVC
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...

It was a sleight exaggeration.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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If I said I could be a tiger without stripes....

I'd be lion

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👤︎ u/Feddny
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.

Just in case he gets a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/infinityglitches
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Who would win between a totally white Dalmatian and a Tiger?

Well, certainly not the Tiger, because the Dalmatian wouldn't be spotted.

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👤︎ u/gradymegalania
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you?

Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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The eye of the tiger
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👤︎ u/Orsynium
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?

A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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I got the "I" of the Tiger
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👤︎ u/araghar
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So they don’t get spotted

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👤︎ u/DarthDog371
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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How does Tiger Woods make his payments?

Chip and pin

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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What did the tiger say after he ate the professor?

"Mmmmmm... nutty."

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...

Guess he was a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/CokeDude22
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.

It went right for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/Jamman1358
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Did you know when an animal is injured at the zoo, they take it to the tiger enclosure?

Well yeah! That's where all the big CAT scans are done

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👤︎ u/TheBaldNerd
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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I heard Tiger Woods got a DUI...

He should have picked a different driver.

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👤︎ u/fr4gnetic
📅︎ May 30 2017
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do you call a crow in a tiger costume?

A comma.

Because it has paws at the end of its caws.

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👤︎ u/ThriveBrewing
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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What do you call a tiger in the desert?

Sandy-Claws

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👤︎ u/royalrizzo
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So you can't spot them!

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👤︎ u/Newt24
📅︎ Jan 24 2017
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I just came across a tiger in a jungle.

I immediately wiped it off and apologised.

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👤︎ u/Cleatus029
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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What kind of cheeses does Tony the Tiger put on pizza?

They're Grrrrated!

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👤︎ u/pluripotense
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts?

Because there was a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/BeyondanyReproach
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Which side of a tiger has the most stripes?

The outside.

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👤︎ u/brownie-mix
📅︎ Apr 20 2018
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So they cant be spotted.

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👤︎ u/snerlord
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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