I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smelly_Anus69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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So the house cats went to the tigers engagement party.

The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, β€œWhy so quiet ? Don’t you like to have some boisterous fun ?” The cats replied, β€œOh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.”

PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinospam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What do you cold and hungry tiger?

A brr-grr.

Edit: β€œWhat do you CALL...”

Sorry, I suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Killag123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Tiger Woods and Cub Woods
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A rare black tiger is spotted in India

Everywhere else it has stripes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What is Tiger Wood’s favorite place to go on vacation?

The golf coast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jom_and_Terry0306
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Eye of the tiger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…

…the other four letters?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Puns are blooming all over this garden....Like a cat fight between a dandelion and tiger lily...

Oops...A Daisy

https://preview.redd.it/wxa25n2a58c51.png?width=2478&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e61299d08db7234a2776473a1ad3c254e04ee80

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l17charlie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I just read that a tiger was spotted downtown

I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTaxman_cometh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!

It was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I once had the king of the jungle tell me he was actually a tiger.

He was lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What do you call a tiger that’s just come from the hair stylist?

Sheared Khan

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My wife is trying to make a Tiger King cake for a friend.

I told her it looks all methed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AciTroniX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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How did Tiger King become so popular during this pandemic?

Netflix is great with viral marketing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AzarVC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...

It was a sleight exaggeration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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If I said I could be a tiger without stripes....

I'd be lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.

Just in case he gets a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinityglitches
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Who would win between a totally white Dalmatian and a Tiger?

Well, certainly not the Tiger, because the Dalmatian wouldn't be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you?

Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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The eye of the tiger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orsynium
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?

A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I got the "I" of the Tiger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/araghar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So they don’t get spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthDog371
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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How does Tiger Woods make his payments?

Chip and pin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What did the tiger say after he ate the professor?

"Mmmmmm... nutty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...

Guess he was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CokeDude22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.

It went right for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamman1358
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Did you know when an animal is injured at the zoo, they take it to the tiger enclosure?

Well yeah! That's where all the big CAT scans are done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBaldNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I heard Tiger Woods got a DUI...

He should have picked a different driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fr4gnetic
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do you call a crow in a tiger costume?

A comma.

Because it has paws at the end of its caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What do you call a tiger in the desert?

Sandy-Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/royalrizzo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So you can't spot them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newt24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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I just came across a tiger in a jungle.

I immediately wiped it off and apologised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleatus029
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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What kind of cheeses does Tony the Tiger put on pizza?

They're Grrrrated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pluripotense
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts?

Because there was a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeyondanyReproach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Which side of a tiger has the most stripes?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownie-mix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So they cant be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snerlord
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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