How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Mr Tickle was very anxious to get married although...

He was having trouble convincing his girlfriend Tess to take his last name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What kind of tickles feel the same?

Indentickles

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What’s it called when you tickle a man to death by accident?

Manslaughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"Ten tickles."

I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What does every tickle me Elmo get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chascb123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight

But that's ok. It was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AureliusCM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

2 test tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTonz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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tickle tickle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_30_day_trial
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why can't you tickle a sailor?

Because they're nautical-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TREXADRON
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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How do you know if a Tickle Me Elmo works?

Give it a couple test-tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do you call a practice tickle?

A testicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tob3ster97
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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How do you tickle a rich girl?

Say 'Gucci Gucci Gucci'

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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A skeleton came up to me and said "tickle my funny-bone"

I found it quite humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why do your fingers always like to tickle?

Because they have cu-tickles!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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How many times do you have to tickle an octopus before he’ll laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewave07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

#Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh

Ten-Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kkshitij4_exe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquastronaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodExample
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusdeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stanusNat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tigeresco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoWithDreads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoupleNovices
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cervezacaliente
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?

8?

No.... it’s ten. Ten-tickles. πŸ™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marc--
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles....

I’m not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironblood11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?.

10-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sophiiie_rebeca27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_mija
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GandalfTheBlank
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What do you say when you tickle a rich person??

β€œGucci Gucci Gucci”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NesquickRabbit12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingernuts13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me-Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonstixx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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