Tickling Puns

A list of puns related to "Tickling"

If someone dies while you’re tickling them, would you be charged with murder…

or man’s laughter?

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👤︎ u/jaggington
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Me and my kids were tickling their mom...

I said, 'tickle her under her chin', my daughter said 'which one!'

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👤︎ u/locke-in-a-box
📅︎ Oct 23 2017
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I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...

Cuttlefish instead?

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👤︎ u/kevographic
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

TEN TICKLES !

Okay I’ll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/peterbishopisnotdead
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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I’m tickled about that new, exclusive liquid adhesive.

Gucci, Gucci Glue.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ May 01 2021
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Mr Tickle was very anxious to get married although...

He was having trouble convincing his girlfriend Tess to take his last name.

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👤︎ u/mickerallen100
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What kind of tickles feel the same?

Indentickles

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👤︎ u/stupidsexyf1anders
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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👤︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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What’s it called when you tickle a man to death by accident?

Manslaughter

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"Ten tickles."

I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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I regret nothing
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👤︎ u/MissMatriarch
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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What does every tickle me Elmo get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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👤︎ u/chascb123
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Did you hear about the ice that got tickled and only partially melted?

It’s snow laughing matter.

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👤︎ u/salvedavus
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Dad, can you put the cat out?

I didn't know it was on fire.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ May 07 2021
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I told my doctor I thought my arm was broken, in several places.

He said "Well, you should probably avoid those places in the future."

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight

But that's ok. It was acci-dental.

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👤︎ u/AureliusCM
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Hey, Son! Why don't midgets play soccer?

The grass tickles their balls!

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👤︎ u/GladCricket
📅︎ May 26 2021
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Read to have your ribs tickled.
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👤︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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How to tell which end of a worm is the head?

You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.

Credit: My 7y.o nephew

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👤︎ u/redzzdelady
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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How do you make a lemon orgasm?

By tickling it's citrus.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why did the new employee sew one ball in the groin area of each Elmo doll?

She was told to give them all one test tickle

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👤︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear.

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👤︎ u/overachievingogre
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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This tickled my funny bone...
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👤︎ u/PG4044
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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👤︎ u/bhackert
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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How many times do you have to tickle an octopus before he’ll laugh?

Ten Tickles

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👤︎ u/freewave07
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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👤︎ u/SAHDadWithDaughter
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

#Ten Tickles

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👤︎ u/ssr0203
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh

Ten-Tickles

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👤︎ u/Kkshitij4_exe
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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👤︎ u/aquastronaut
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten-tickles

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👤︎ u/geek_fest
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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👤︎ u/shaystibelman
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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👤︎ u/TheGoodExample
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/citrusdeluxe
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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👤︎ u/stanusNat
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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👤︎ u/Tigeresco
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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👤︎ u/BurritoWithDreads
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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👤︎ u/chennai_buzzer
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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👤︎ u/typicalcollegestud
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/CoupleNovices
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tacles.

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👤︎ u/cervezacaliente
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you do to make an octopus laugh?

Give him ten tickles.

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👤︎ u/superuglypotate
📅︎ May 09 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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👤︎ u/SyncingShiip
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?

8?

No.... it’s ten. Ten-tickles. 🐙

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👤︎ u/Marc--
📅︎ May 10 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles....

I’m not sorry.

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👤︎ u/Ironblood11
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles

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👤︎ u/JBaczuk
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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👤︎ u/Aplay1
📅︎ May 19 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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👤︎ u/DrBatman23
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?.

10-tickles.

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👤︎ u/sophiiie_rebeca27
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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