If someone dies while you’re tickling them, would you be charged with murder…

or man’s laughter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Me and my kids were tickling their mom...

I said, 'tickle her under her chin', my daughter said 'which one!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/locke-in-a-box
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...

Cuttlefish instead?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

TEN TICKLES !

Okay I’ll see myself out.

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I’m tickled about that new, exclusive liquid adhesive.

Gucci, Gucci Glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Mr Tickle was very anxious to get married although...

He was having trouble convincing his girlfriend Tess to take his last name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What kind of tickles feel the same?

Indentickles

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What’s it called when you tickle a man to death by accident?

Manslaughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"Ten tickles."

I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I regret nothing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissMatriarch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What does every tickle me Elmo get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chascb123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Did you hear about the ice that got tickled and only partially melted?

It’s snow laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salvedavus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Dad, can you put the cat out?

I didn't know it was on fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I told my doctor I thought my arm was broken, in several places.

He said "Well, you should probably avoid those places in the future."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight

But that's ok. It was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AureliusCM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Hey, Son! Why don't midgets play soccer?

The grass tickles their balls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladCricket
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Read to have your ribs tickled.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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How to tell which end of a worm is the head?

You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.

Credit: My 7y.o nephew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redzzdelady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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How do you make a lemon orgasm?

By tickling it's citrus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why did the new employee sew one ball in the groin area of each Elmo doll?

She was told to give them all one test tickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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This tickled my funny bone...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PG4044
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhackert
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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How many times do you have to tickle an octopus before he’ll laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewave07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

#Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh

Ten-Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kkshitij4_exe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquastronaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodExample
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusdeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stanusNat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tigeresco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoWithDreads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoupleNovices
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cervezacaliente
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you do to make an octopus laugh?

Give him ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?

8?

No.... it’s ten. Ten-tickles. πŸ™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marc--
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles....

I’m not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironblood11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?.

10-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sophiiie_rebeca27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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