Did you hear about the ice that got tickled and only partially melted?
It’s snow laughing matter.
Read to have your ribs tickled.
This tickled my funny bone...
I tickled my pet octopus nine times but he didn't laugh.
I guess he needs ten tickles.
My daughter tickled me today so I tickled her back
Tickled myself with this one the other day.
Driving home from work, I saw a house with a sign out front that read: "Free manure." I said to myself, "I bet that guy is full of shit."
I am a dad, by the way, but sadly none of my family was there for that one.
When I was about 9 or 10, my whole family was in my parents' bed watching cartoons. I tickled my brother and he accidentally pushed my mother out of the bed with his spastic reaction...
Pissed, she said something angry like "Joshua, be careful, you could have killed me!"
My dad didn't miss a beat: "Well it was an accident, so it wouldn't be considered mattress-cide anyway."
Mr Tickle was very anxious to get married although...
He was having trouble convincing his girlfriend Tess to take his last name.
What kind of tickles feel the same?
What’s it called when you tickle a man to death by accident?
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
"Ten tickles."
I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.
I told my doctor I thought my arm was broken, in several places.
He said "Well, you should probably avoid those places in the future."
How much do pirates pay for corn?
What does every tickle me Elmo get before they leave the factory?
My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
How do you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
What do you call a word that sounds funny?
What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?
My dad dropped this gem during breakfast.
How do you know if a man is ticklish?
Just take 1 test-tickle.
How do you drive a baby buggy?
How do you drive a baby buggy?
You tickle it's feet! :D
Why can't you tickle a sailor?
Because they're nautical-ish
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8?
No.... it’s ten. Ten-tickles. 🐙
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Ten tickles....
I’m not sorry.
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