So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
But don’t worry...it will be ok. 👌🏻
they're well armed
...happy days!
I'm in glove with you!
My kid
Seriously, give me back my thumbs
On the other hand, I’m okay.
They forgot the punchline
"... BODY once told me..."
The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence
Just-his fingers....
They're very handy.
Both of mine are pinkish.
...it’s always going to be okay...
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
She said I would
I said that’s good I couldn’t play it before.
You win thumb, you lose thumb.
Which I really didn't appreciate.
Because my thumbs are opposable.
Me: i’d say it’ll be gigan-thick!
With a finger nail
"And you want to send me to a psychologist for sucking my thumb."
Let that sink in.
I told him, "Don't worry, we know it's thumb-wear!"
He finds them opposable.
Who's on the phone dad?
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
They both hang around the space bar!
The steaks have never been higher...
They were brothers in arm.
After she makes and edits her video she starts to take pictures of her hands. Her mom walks by seeing this and asks "Why are you taking so many pictures of your thumbs?". The blond girl replies " If you want people to watch your YouTube videos you gotta have great thumbnail pictures."
This guy 👍 😎 👍
on the other hand, it might be on the right side.
But thankfully it was just like riding a bike!
But everyone said it was tacky.
But then I remembered that it’s always going to be okay.
