Reddit pun thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FumingOstrich35
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus

but graphing is where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Another reddit pun thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FumingOstrich35
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I told my daughter, β€œGo to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, β€œWhat’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why is the letter A like a flower?

Because a β€œb” comes after it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acerthorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese....

I told them we only accept cash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeetsampat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I think joule really likes this joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenkBlok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My friend writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoabHonker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Office-ally the best pun thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdfiasco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Does anyone still use this thread?

I haven't seen anyone since last year

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My wallet has been hanging by a thread for over a year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juangusta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Shocking meme!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Party-Pupper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...

Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user7618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...."

"Stairs don't talk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Embroidery / Needlework Puns

Does anyone know any Embroidery puns or puns relating to stitching, needle, thread, hoops.?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooHabits2625
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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couldn't pass on such a pun thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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For Valentines Day, I decided to get my girlfriend some beads for an abacus.

It’s the little things that count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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My wife rang me at the pub and said, β€œIf you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.

I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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The pun thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edwardsama_702
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Packaging69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My left knee has never committed a crime.

I can’t say the same for his felony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

You need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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This thread is a goldmine
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My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...

"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call strict quality control of threads?

Screwtiny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.

Oops... sorry, wrong thread !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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A godsend thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubblyPotato_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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People who run behind cars get exhausted.

But people who run in front of cars get tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Praypal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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This entire thread of car puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/explodingbrick938
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What is a highlighter's favorite Twister position?

Knee on yellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheelay_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My 3 year old's first joke

What's wobbly in the sky A jellycopter

Not the best execution, but I'm happy he's joining the tradition of bad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rushpig
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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A simple pun sparked a beautiful thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerlinhammy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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"No Time To Die" movie is delayed. Thread goes full-pun mode
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spirit_bullet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesImThatJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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found this in a comment thread lmao
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πŸ‘€︎ u/solid_salad
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Training for dad level jokes.

My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.

Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.

At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackybeau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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The Great Insect Pun Thread

Start praying man, β€˜tis the season.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vradenee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/champion-13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Landed this in a text message thread to my SO

SO (at the market) : What kind of coffee beans do you want?

Me: Anything that doesn't say dark roast

SO: OMG! Hold the phone, I may have found something amazing!

Me: Fun fact, I am already holding the phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScotchHarbour
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Snores loudly and car careens off road
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holxino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I found this on my girl's dress, and she told me to post a thread on Reddit. She's so punny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneWhoOlives
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
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