Why are thieves silent?
Because stealing is not aloud
Why do they always use thieves as the high speed units in RPGs?
Because they're so dodgy.
Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding puns (pun line underneath)
Because they take things literally
Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station
Detectives have nothing to go on
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
To the thieves that took my antidepressants
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Why do thieves never get a good joke?
They always take things literally.
Some thieves recently made off with a bunch of sheep by riding them away.
Be careful, I herd they were on the lamb.
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
What do thieves make their weapons from?
Thieves broke into a Toy store and stole all their board-games.
Police are currently looking for Clues.
I can't decide whether to join the Bard's College or the Thieves Guild
I'll just have to weigh the prose and the cons.
My local movie theatre got robbed tonight, and the thieves got away with just over $1200...
They got 2 Large Cokes, a Large Popcorn, and a box of Skittles.
Some thieves stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our local convenience store.
I don’t know how they can sleep at night.
What do olympians and thieves have in common?
They go for the gold, but sometimes have to settle for coppers.
What kind of shoes do thieves wear?
How do you catch salt and pepper shaker thieves?
With a shakedown from seasoned officers.
The best thieves steal from birthday parties.
They really take the cake.
Thieves broke into the police station and stole all their light-bulbs.
Police are in the dark as to a motive.
Why do undead make good thieves?
I watched as thieves stole from a music shop.
The thieves thought they were so smart cutting the video feeds, but they were caught anyway
Everything was being recorded
What bird species make the best thieves?
I just got a job at a Samsung store. I've already caught 3 thieves!
Im a real guardian of the galaxy.
I just watched a bad movie about sea thieves.
In a review, I gave it a 3.14 rating.
Happened last night while watching Den of Thieves with my dad.
Dad: Is that 50 cents?
Me: Yes dad that is 50 cent.
Dad: After this bank robbery he's gonna have to adjust his name for inflation...
What do you call a musical ensemble of thieves?
Why do thieves have trouble getting puns....
Becuse they keep taking things literally
Did you hear about the thieves that stole a whole truckload of Viagra?
The police are looking for hardened criminals
Two thieves stole all of the roof tiles from the village church...
It was a separation of church and slate.
Why was the prince of thieves kicked out of the ghetto?
Because he was robbin' hood.
Why don't thieves speak Common?
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Did you hear about the two thieves that stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Thieves stole all the toilets out of the local police station.
Detectives say they have absolutely nothing to go on.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
So I just heard about two thieves that stole a calendar...
They each got six months!
All thieves are bad...
But birthday party thieves really take the cake if you ask me.
Sneak thieves steal constabulary toilets.
Police have nothing to go on...
Some thieves stole 50 crates of Red Bull from my local store
I don't know how they sleep at night.
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