In their glitter box
The Unimaize.
Because it was feeling horny!
My daughter made this up when she was four years old. She's eight now but still tells it to everyone she meets.
... but have you heard of the https://imgur.com/gallery/4AoWzzB ?
A Eunuchorn
I had this conversation with my daughter at bedtime the night before garbage day.
Daughter: If you wear this [unicorn shaped hoodie] you'll become a unicorn.
Me: Well this unicorn needs to go take out the garbage.
Daughter: Taking out the garbage isn't a unicorn's duty. A unicorn's doody is rainbows.
Equal amounts of ugh and pride.
Unicorn on the cob web
>!The scientific name for a unicorn.!<
Going through the English alphabetic phonetics and she blanks on U and says U for unicorn?
Me: No. U for Uniform.
Her: Why can't U be a unicorn?
Me: Because I was born a human being babe.
Her: Rolls eyes and pulls the finger
Their glitter box
