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A Dell set fire to the train
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
They find it too hard to work under Brescia
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I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
But then I lost my train of thought.
I enter with stile.
Damn! Wrong sub again!
Make me one with everything.
This was maybe two weeks ago. I'm riding the subway to work when this young girl, maybe 6 or 7, looks up at her dad and says, “Daddy, what time is?”
She then hastily and very seriously adds, “And don't say ‘Party time’!”
It was all I could do to not laugh out loud. Nice job, dad.
She said "We don't have butt mustard."
.. and it's a wrap !
(wow I made this one by myself and I'm not even a dad (I hope not at least))
A metro-gnome.
He didn't rise to the occasion
*true story
Dad: well, it's obvious - she was well trained
Meh. It was pretty substandard.
"Yeah, I'm quitting cold turkey."
It keep trying to frondle everyone
He did not appreciate the barrage of 'making yourself a sandwich' jokes.
Him: *says something surprising*
Her: "No way... Get out!"
Him: "I can't, this isn't my stop."
She says: Oh, it's really misty down here.
Dad says: I guess a lot of people must have just mis-ty-train.
"Would you like a copy of your card?" "No, I'd like the original, please."
Whoops, wrong sub!
