Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay, theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
So if a bird lives by the sea itβs a seagull. If it lives by the bay itβs bagel.
So if itβs covered in slime, is it a googull?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
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︎ Nov 27 2020
A man was arrested at the beach for feeding pot brownies to the seagulls. It was his third such arrest because, as he put it,...
βI shall leave no tern unstoned.β
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︎ Feb 02 2020
I think A Flock of Seagulls were really just trying to tell everyone how far it was to the country...
I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), βlook Patty, a seagull!β My wife replies, βno, itβs a bagel.β βWhy is it a bagel?β βBecause itβs over the BAY!β Thatβs pretty funny, but...
The thing is she didnβt just make up this joke, but this is the first time Iβve heard it. Weβve been married for 18 years. That means that sheβs been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What country does the guy from A Flock of Seagulls not want to visit?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels!
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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︎ May 14 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Cause if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived on the Bay theyβd be bagels
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be bagels
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Why do Seagulls fly over the Sea?
Because if the flew over the bay they'd be Bagels
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︎ May 26 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because then they would be baygulls!
(Youβre welcome)
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly near the bay?
Because then theyβd be bagels
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be bagels.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then theyβd be called Baygulls...
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagels
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay theyβd be Bagels.
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
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︎ May 30 2015
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bagels
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What do you call a seagull by the bay?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels!
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
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︎ Dec 21 2017
Why do seagulls travel over the sea?
Because if they traveled over the bay, theyβd be bagels.
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