Why is Jesus considered the richest saint?

He made the most prophets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hatchitt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarDarBinks124
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What do you call the night before Saint Lawrence’s Day?

Yves Saint Laurent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
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I told my son I believe everyone goes to heaven until the resurrection of the saints

He said, "Why just the saints? There's like 31 other football teams."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Horton780
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a saint.

Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2019
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Which of the saints could predict the future?

Saint Cristobal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_thechancellor_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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At the pearly gates, Saint Peter asks new arrivals what they did for a living...

The first person says β€œI was a doctor, I saved lives.” St. Peter lets him in.

The second person says β€œI was a teacher, I educated and inspired hundreds of children”. St Peter lets him in.

The third says β€œI was a musician, I brought joy and beautiful music to many people.”

St. Peter says β€œok, but you’ll have to go around back and come in through the kitchen.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2020
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Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?

St. Ray

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2020
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Today I found out who the patron saint of silence is.

It is St.Fu.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2018
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(X post) An artillery captain was made a saint by the Catholic Church.

One could say he was cannonized,

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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The patron saint of beleaguered IT support workers should be named Turner O'Finnanegan
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mc_tammer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2017
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I've been named the patron saint of Chipotle...

Call me Guaca-holy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheCopperDimes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2018
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Did you know that one of the saints from the New Testament had a pet dinosaur?

People started calling him Jurassic Mark.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mkaic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2018
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What do you call the patron saint of gross soups?

St.ew

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jdrawer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2016
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Who is the patron saint of email?

Saint Francis of a cc

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theprogrammerx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2019
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Who is the Patron Saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2019
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An artillery captain was made a saint in the Catholic Church.

One could say he was cannonized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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Who is the patron saint of emails?

St. Francis of a CC.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skiftonoid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2018
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Who is the patron saint of email?

St Francis of a CC.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timotab
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2016
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