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The Rosses Puns

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The Betsy Ross stories about her sewing the first American flag might not be true

The story is likely a fabrication.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jzagri
šŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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Did you know that the celebrityJonathan Ross was making illicit alcohol?

It was a whisky business

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Baby_faced_assassin
šŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Iā€™m looking for punny popsicle names. Iā€™d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. Iā€™m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/polkadotmcgot
šŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Ross and Rachel went for a drive and the car stopped abruptly. Wondering why, Ross looked at his legs and

...they were on a brake!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/maraudershake
šŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do call the Bob Ross of Neverland?

Painter Pan

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/therealbadbuddha
šŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What I love about Bob Ross, is that he always has a happy touch on the entire landscape of the art of painting
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
šŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

  • "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
  • "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
  • "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
  • "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
  • "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
  • "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
  • "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Cantankerousbastard
šŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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The spray bottle

My friend is always telling the corniest jokes, finally came up with a good one for him. He came over to this weekend and as soon as he walked in the door I sprayed him with a water spray bottle..."Ross, I mist you..."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ortofon88
šŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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