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why would Ross Geller be the perfect Jedi?

Because divorce is strong with him

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/oxymoronMMII
šŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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Jonathon Ross forgot to record the new Star Wars film...

What a wookie mistake

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
šŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2022
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The Betsy Ross stories about her sewing the first American flag might not be true

The story is likely a fabrication.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jzagri
šŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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Musical GPS

I'm so tired of musical GPS systems

Fleetwood mac keep telling me to go my own way, Bonnie tyler keeps telling me to turn around, and diana ross keeps telling me to stop in the name of love.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Formal-Ad8037
šŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2022
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Did you know that the celebrityJonathan Ross was making illicit alcohol?

It was a whisky business

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Baby_faced_assassin
šŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Iā€™m looking for punny popsicle names. Iā€™d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. Iā€™m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/polkadotmcgot
šŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Ross and Rachel went for a drive and the car stopped abruptly. Wondering why, Ross looked at his legs and

...they were on a brake!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/maraudershake
šŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do call the Bob Ross of Neverland?

Painter Pan

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/therealbadbuddha
šŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What I love about Bob Ross, is that he always has a happy touch on the entire landscape of the art of painting
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
šŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

  • "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
  • "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
  • "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
  • "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
  • "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
  • "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
  • "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Cantankerousbastard
šŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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The spray bottle

My friend is always telling the corniest jokes, finally came up with a good one for him. He came over to this weekend and as soon as he walked in the door I sprayed him with a water spray bottle..."Ross, I mist you..."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ortofon88
šŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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