The Orphanage Puns

A list of puns related to "The Orphanage"

How come the computers in the orphanage don't work?

They don't have a motherboard

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👤︎ u/RonSijm
📅︎ Oct 18 2021
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I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage, son.

You'll need something to play with.

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👤︎ u/Albus_Veritas
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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I had a job feeding kids at the orphanage...

but it was GRUEL-ing work.

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👤︎ u/youtellmebob
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?

Dad: No problem. (To me) Hey, you live with this guy from now on.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Did you hear about the fire at the orphanage this weekend?

The damage was not a parent.

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👤︎ u/dimer0
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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I saw a toddler crying so i asked ‘you ok? Do you know where your parents are?’ He yelled ‘NO!’ and bursted out in tears.

I love working at the orphanage.

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👤︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
📅︎ Nov 08 2021
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What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?

The orphanAGE

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👤︎ u/grantzke
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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Got my adopted son this morning...

From the orphanage. He'd been there a long time, but he should be happy in my family.

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👤︎ u/WrexKwonDo
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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