My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?

It's because all his grades where under da c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBum80
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Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?

They only know what's below C level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its-Draco
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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she couldn't fit into D shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merscaliona
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?

If you need me, call me on my shell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel

She should be named Nautical!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoodermemes
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
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What did the little mermaid wear to math class

An algae- bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surealseriph
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I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...

I think they're a bit shellf conchess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaverickCS5
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchellOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?

Arial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainbowNeck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?

One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal mermaid?

She would behead other unsuspecting merfolk and toss their gills and necks into hot water, which she would gleefully drink. Luckily, justice was swift, and the courts quickly found her gill-tea.

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Why’d the Banker marry the Mermaid?

She had good Fin&shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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How’d the Mermaid Math Teacher support herself?

Taught AlgaeBra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Did you hear about the mermaid who decided to join human society?

Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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The Little Mermaid was filmed...

...using an Ariel-view camera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdvantaJeous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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What's it called when the little mermaid jumps out of the water...?

Aerial!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Did you hear that the Little Mermaid went to jail?

She was busted selling seaweed.

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Watching the Little Mermaid

My gf and I occasionally enjoy a cheeky Disney movie.

Tonight I asked 'which Disney Princess do you think gets the best reception? '

Scowl

Me 'Arial'

Nothing but rolled eyes and breathing through the nose chuckles

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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of b shells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/435RWE3R54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaden_strommer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofchemicals
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?

She grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What does the little mermaid wear to math class?

An alga-bra

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Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?

Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! πŸ¦€πŸ 

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she outgrew B shells..

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Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she can't fit into D-shells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotlouise
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnglazedDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she can’t fit D-shells

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