My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?
It's because all his grades where under da c
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Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?
Because she couldn't fit into D shells
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
If you need me, call me on my shell.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
The Little Mermaid shouldnβt be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What did the little mermaid wear to math class
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︎ Jan 07 2020
I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...
I think they're a bit shellf conchess
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︎ May 18 2020
What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What is the little mermaidβs favorite font?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?
One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl
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︎ May 18 2019
Did you hear the one about the cannibal mermaid?
She would behead other unsuspecting merfolk and toss their gills and necks into hot water, which she would gleefully drink. Luckily, justice was swift, and the courts quickly found her gill-tea.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Whyβd the Banker marry the Mermaid?
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︎ May 12 2019
Howβd the Mermaid Math Teacher support herself?
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︎ May 11 2019
Did you hear about the mermaid who decided to join human society?
Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water
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︎ Mar 30 2019
The Little Mermaid was filmed...
...using an Ariel-view camera.
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︎ Oct 18 2018
What's it called when the little mermaid jumps out of the water...?
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Did you hear that the Little Mermaid went to jail?
She was busted selling seaweed.
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︎ Nov 05 2017
Watching the Little Mermaid
My gf and I occasionally enjoy a cheeky Disney movie.
Tonight I asked 'which Disney Princess do you think gets the best reception? '
Scowl
Me 'Arial'
Nothing but rolled eyes and breathing through the nose chuckles
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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of b shells.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B shells
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?
She grew out of her B shells
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What does the little mermaid wear to math class?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?
Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! π¦π
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︎ Jan 07 2017
Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she outgrew B shells..
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︎ May 30 2019
Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she can't fit into D-shells.
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︎ Mar 30 2018
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Because B shells are too small
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︎ Mar 10 2017
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she canβt fit D-shells
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