Why do prisons serve only plain bagels?

They're afraid the inmates will pick lox.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/turnpike37
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Dadjoked the girlfriend at breakfast...

I was struggling to open a package of smoked salmon.

Gf - You can't get it open?

Me - not without the key...

Gf - what key?

Me - the key for these lox.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TapTapBam
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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Dad at work

I'm a server and at my restaurant we have an item called the lox and lox. I'm serving an elderly couple and the wife exclaims "ooo they have loxs!" The husband looks me dead in the eye and says "Does that come with any keys?"

He said it with such a straight face I almost didn't get it. I cracked up while his wife gave a loud sound of exasperation

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dikbutjenkins
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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