The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Just in case, there's a salad dressing.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the Knock Knock joke?
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize!
The one who invented the 'Knock Knock' jokes........
Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!
The best Knock Knock joke
Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Dad- "Why"
Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"
Dad- "That's stupid"
Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"
Dad- "Who's there"
Me- "The chicken :)"
Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
A nun is having a bath when she hears a knock of the door....
She says "who is it?"
"It's the blind man" comes the response.
Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then".
In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...
It was an ether/oar situation...
What does the onion say when you knock on their door...
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Kroger is bringing their A game. Their Dr. Pepper knock off is called "The Fizzicist". Took me a minute to get it.
What happened to the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
What did the guy who invented knock knock jokes get?
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
What award did the inventor of the knock knock jokes get??
Always knock on the fridge before opening.
Just in case there is a salad dressing
I always knock on the door of the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke?
He just won the NOBELL prize
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
The person that invented Knock Knock Jokes
Should get a no bell prize.
Why should you always knock on the fridge before opening it?
There could be a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge before I open it
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
I always knock when I open the fridge
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I Always Knock On The Fridge Door Before Opening It...
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
I always knock before opening the fridge
Just in case there is a salad dressing
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...
there might be a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
I always knock on my fridge before opening the door
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I always knock before opening the fridgerator
....in case the salad is dressing :)
What award did the inventor of the knock-knock joke get?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the 'Knock Knock' joke ?
He won the "No-Bell Prize"
The guy who invented the knock knock joke...
Should win a no-bell prize
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
should get a no bell prize.
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