I always knock on my fridge before opening the door
Just in case there's a salad dressing
What award did the inventor of the knock-knock joke get?
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
should get a no bell prize.
A nun is having a bath when she hears a knock of the door....
She says "who is it?"
"It's the blind man" comes the response.
Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then".
In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the 'Knock Knock' joke ?
He won the "No-Bell Prize"
Why are there no knock knock jokes about the Fourth of July?
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...
It was an ether/oar situation...
What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?
There was a knock at the door and when I opened it, there was a kitchen sink standing there. He said "You have everything but me."
The man who made the knock knock joke
He deserves a no bell prize
Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there
Which award did the person who invented the knock knock joke get?
Who tells the best knock knock jokes?
Chinese knock offs are never as good as the original.
Although, their Corona has better PR announcements than Mexico’s
You all must have heard about the man who invented the knock knock joke.
Well, he won the No-bell prize.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Kroger is bringing their A game. Their Dr. Pepper knock off is called "The Fizzicist". Took me a minute to get it.
Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water
There was a knock at the door this morning, so I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep. I thought,
"I'd better let this sink in."
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
Did you hear about the lady with the knock off bag?
I was watching TV in my living room the other day when I heard a knock at the door.
I opened the door and there stood a kitchen sink. He said "You have everything but me." I let that sink in for a while.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock knock jokes?
He won the no bell prize
(It's old no idea who came up with it)
The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.
This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.
Photos here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3
Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!
Does anyone else say, "Come in" when someone knocks on the bathroom door while you are on the toilet...not sure if that's a dad thing or just me...
I'm a big movie nerd. I have yet to watch The Exorcist, but I might knock it off my watchlist this Thanksgiving Break....
I don't know, something just possessed me to do so.
Why did the woodpecker knock on my computer?
Knock Knock (As told by Grandpa, the dad of dads)
Who's there?
Yerbina
Yerbina who?
Yer bein' a doofus again.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
The guy who invented the knock knock joke...
Should win a no-bell prize
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the 'knock knock' joke?
I always knock on the fridge before I open it
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
The person who invented the knock knock joke...
.. Should receive a no bell prize.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the no bell prize.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the 'no-bell' prize."
What happened to the guy who made the knock knock joke?
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
should get a no bell prize.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
i always knock on the fridge before opening it...
...there might be a salad dressing
Did You Hear About The Guy Who Invented The Knock-Knock Joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize.
Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
I always knock the fridge door before I open it
Just incase there's a salad dressing
The inventor of knock knock jokes won a prize
did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
Whoever invented the knock - knock joke
should get a no bell prize
Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
Did you hear about the man who invented knock knock jokes
Who invented the knock knock joke?
I'm not sure but I think he should get a no bell prize
The person who invented knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke
You heard about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "No-Bell" prize
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
should get a no bell prize.
Always knock before opening the fridge.
There could be salad dressing in there.
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
What award did the inventor of the knock knock joke win?
I always knock on the fridge door before i open it,
Just in case there is a salad dressing
I always knock before opening the fridge
In case there's a salad dressing
Did you hear about the guy who invented to knock knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize.
Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the No-bell prize.
Did you hear? The knock knock joke won a prize.
They awarded it the No Bell prize.
Why aren't there knock knock jokes about the USA?
Whoever invented the knock knock joke
should get a no bell prize
Whoever invented the knock knock joke
Should get a no bell prize
I always knock on the door before I open the fridge.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He recently won the “no-bell” prize!
Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
I always knock before opening the refrigerator
Just in case there may be a salad dressing
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to use gas or knock me out with an oar.
It was an ether/oar decision.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
should get a no bell prize.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Just in case the salad is dressing. Wouldn't want to walk in on that!
The person who invented knock knock jokes...
...should get a no-bell prize
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
Just in case there is salad dressing
Always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
The guy who invented knock-knock jokes...
...should get a NO - BELL prize.
I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it; just in case there's a salad dressing
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke
The inventor of the "knock knock" joke should receive a "No-Bell" prize
Why can’t the USA tell knock knock jokes?
Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-bell prize.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the 'knock knock' joke?
He won the no bell prize.
There was a knock at the door the other day and to my surprise, it was a kitchen sink!
He said "I hear you have everything but me." So I let that sink in.
The first person to come up with a knock knock joke, should've been awarded...
The creator of the knock knock joke..
.. should get a Nobel prize.
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