What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?

Sir Loin

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Who was the roundest round knight of the round table?

Sir Cumferance

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Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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Which one of King Arthurโ€™s knights build the round table?

Sir Cumference!

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Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

(My dad's a math teacher)

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What do you call a knight that jousts all the time

Sir Lancelot

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Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?

Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!

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Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.

Sadly I was defeated.

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Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?

All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.

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The fattest knight at King Arthurโ€™s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Whatโ€™s the difference between a knight and Santaโ€™s reindeer?

One slays the dragon, and the otherโ€™s dragginโ€™ the sleigh.

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What's the name of a knight of the round table?

Sir Cole.

โ—ฏ

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Nobody expected this Knight in the battle.
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Lesser known Knights of the Round Table

โ€œI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.โ€ - Sir Prize

โ€œI shall see you around.โ€ - Sir Cumference

โ€œWe shall fight on land or sea.โ€ - Sir Fenturf

โ€œI was the knight who was afraid to fight.โ€ - Sir Render

โ€œI was the unbelievable knight.โ€ - Sir Real

โ€œI was the knight that drank too much.โ€ - Sir Rhosis

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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and weโ€™re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?

Moataboat

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Who was the hottest knight at the Round Table?

SirRacha

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A knight walks up to the king...

Knight: Nice roundtable, who built it?

King: โ€˜Twas Sir Cumference.

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The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills

Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.

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Did u hear about the knight who died during an earthquake?

His name was sir chasm

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When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?

Mid-knight.

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Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?

It was chain mail.

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Feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm....

Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.

Pretty Sir Eel here.

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Who was the last Knight of the Round Table?

Circumference

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Who was the spiciest Knight at the round table?

Sriracha

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Why did the reluctant knight finally decide to join the crusade?

The king offered him a free palace stein

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When the dark knight leaves jail...

Is he out on Bale?

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Who was the Knight that was caught off guard in the battle field?

Sir Prise

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I don't like visiting the queen when I'm a knight

She always disappoints me.

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Did you ever hear about the knight that always had enemies nearby?

He was Ser Rounded

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Have you heard the tale of the knight who lost every single jousting match?

His name was Sir Render.

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Why did the knight send his cavalry of 44 to look for their missing sentry?

he was needed to fortify

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The dark knight
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What did they call the loudest knight of all?

Sir Roundsound

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Out for the Knight.
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Where do the knights of the round table have their annual gatherings?

At the Sir-conference

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Which knight invented the round table?

Sir Cumference

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The fattest knight at King Arthurโ€™s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?

Why, Sir Cumference of course!

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The roundest knight at the round table

was Sir Cumference

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Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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The fattest Knight...

at King Arthurโ€™s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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The fattest knight at King Arthurโ€™s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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The biggest knight at King Arthurโ€™s round table was...

Sir Cumference.

He got that way by eating too much pi.

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The fattest knight at King Arthurโ€™s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Which knight made the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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The fattest knight at King Arthurโ€™s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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Who was the fattest knight in Camelot?

Sir Cumference

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Who was the fattest knight at king Arthur's round table?

Sir cumference. He acquired his taste from eating too much pi.

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