What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
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Who was the roundest round knight of the round table?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Which one of King Arthurโs knights build the round table?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
(My dad's a math teacher)
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The fattest knight at King Arthurโs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Whatโs the difference between a knight and Santaโs reindeer?
One slays the dragon, and the otherโs dragginโ the sleigh.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What's the name of a knight of the round table?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Nobody expected this Knight in the battle.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
โI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.โ - Sir Prize
โI shall see you around.โ - Sir Cumference
โWe shall fight on land or sea.โ - Sir Fenturf
โI was the knight who was afraid to fight.โ - Sir Render
โI was the unbelievable knight.โ - Sir Real
โI was the knight that drank too much.โ - Sir Rhosis
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and weโre kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Who was the hottest knight at the Round Table?
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︎ May 21 2020
A knight walks up to the king...
Knight: Nice roundtable, who built it?
King: โTwas Sir Cumference.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills
Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Did u hear about the knight who died during an earthquake?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
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︎ May 07 2020
Feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm....
Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.
Pretty Sir Eel here.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Who was the last Knight of the Round Table?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Who was the spiciest Knight at the round table?
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︎ May 18 2020
Why did the reluctant knight finally decide to join the crusade?
The king offered him a free palace stein
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︎ Feb 23 2020
When the dark knight leaves jail...
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Who was the Knight that was caught off guard in the battle field?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I don't like visiting the queen when I'm a knight
She always disappoints me.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Did you ever hear about the knight that always had enemies nearby?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Have you heard the tale of the knight who lost every single jousting match?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Why did the knight send his cavalry of 44 to look for their missing sentry?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
The dark knight
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︎ Jun 27 2019
What did they call the loudest knight of all?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Out for the Knight.
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︎ Jul 19 2018
Where do the knights of the round table have their annual gatherings?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Which knight invented the round table?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
The fattest knight at King Arthurโs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The roundest knight at the round table
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
The fattest Knight...
at King Arthurโs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
The fattest knight at King Arthurโs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
The biggest knight at King Arthurโs round table was...
Sir Cumference.
He got that way by eating too much pi.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
The fattest knight at King Arthurโs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Which knight made the Round Table?
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︎ Sep 20 2019
The fattest knight at King Arthurโs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Who was the fattest knight in Camelot?
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Who was the fattest knight at king Arthur's round table?
Sir cumference. He acquired his taste from eating too much pi.
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