What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bayβs game today. It will be like
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
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︎ Jan 06 2021
The Green Landon.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Why was the color green always single?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?
Because all proper tea is theft!
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?
He was a real rapscallion.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
The hardware store just told me they didnβt have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
That was out of the blue.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Since this is a βNanaβ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a βbaβ. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a βbananaβ on the counter.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"
"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"
I've never been so proud.
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︎ May 16 2019
Damn we just missed the green light, this is gonna be heavy!
Because it will be a Full Wait
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Just bought a diamond ring for the Wife from a green Leprechaun. I dunno...
...Think I was sold a sham rock.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
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︎ Feb 28 2020
What is the name of the skinny brother of green?
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︎ May 20 2020
The grocery stores are bare right now besides some greens.
Only the lettuce romaine.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Why did the jolly green giant get arrested
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I was recently diagnosed as being colourblind, it really came out of the green.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Have you heard the mischievous new artist MC Green Onion?
Also goes by the name 'Rapscallion'.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
What is green and lays in the forrest
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︎ Jan 21 2020
The Green New Deal now has Dadjokes as a major pillar
We are the foremost experts in recycling!
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Who else eats bread with the white and green spots?
Edit: Thanks for the mold kind stranger
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︎ Sep 28 2019
What do the green aliens from planet express order when theyβre at the bar?
Duclawwwwwwwww
Edit: **Pizza Planet. Coffee had not kicked in yet.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...
He loves being in the limelight.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I let the Spaniard know he had a little green stain on the back of his shorts.
He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
Because it didn't habanero
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
because it didn't habanero
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
. . . because it didn't habanero!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape ??
BREATHE !!!!
Edit: spelling
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!
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