The Goons Puns

My dad told me a story the other day about when he was a little older than I am (~25). A little about my dad, he pretty much swore to drive beater cars till the day he dies. Anyways...

My dad gets the bright idea to paint his car, but he doesn't have the funds for a professional job. So he does what any logical thinking adult would do, head to Menards and buy white house paint. Needless to say he got a nice paint roller because a brush would have been to much work, and rolled the paint all over the car. He drove around with a freshly painted white car.

But that's not the funny part!

A few weeks later he decides to wash his car, so he heads to the car wash. After paying however much money a car wash was, he sat in the waiting room while it got pulled through and the automatic wash went to town.

All of the sudden a man runs into the waiting room.... "Whose white Cadillac is that?" My dad says it's his. The man says the paints comming off and damaging the brush and the wash and that he was calling the police. The police can to talk to my dad about the incident.

My dad pointed at the sign on the wall that stated, "We are not responsible for any damages to items that go through the wash." (Or something of the sort) He then tells them, "Well if their not responsible, I shouldn't be either.

Long Story Short... Cop sided with my dad and he went on his way!