Why did the frogs car fall apart?
Because it lost it's Rivet, Rivet
Why were all the frogs going to McDonalds?
They heard the McRibbit was back.
Why are there so many frogs on the factory floor?
Because they're great ribbiters!
How are frogs so good at getting bugs out of the sky
Because their grandfroggies participated in the Battle of Ribbritain.
Last night a group if men broke into the zoo and stole several frogs from the amphibian exibit.
Police are currently searching for the individuals that kermit-ed this crime.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Open toad sandals.
What is the most important thing to know about toads and frogs?
To not frog-et that one is toad-ly different than the other.
What happened to the frogs car when he parked terribly
It got toad
I watched a documentary about the noises frogs make
It was ribbiting.
What is kermit the Frog's excuse for not recycling?
"It's not easy being green"
I walked past some perverted frogs the other day.
They kept saying "rubit, rubit"
My sister asked me why there's frogs everywhere in summer but she never sees them in the winter
I said they're probably using invisibility croaks
Did you hear what happened to the frogs last night?
They all croaked.
Why was the married frog's breath always so fresh?
He was fond of kermit-mints
What happened to the frog's car when it broke down?
It got toad.
What happened to the frogs car when it broke down?
It got toad away.
