The Dells Puns

To which I responded: a British pop singer

Then came the eye roll

They get Dell-eted

singing

I told him I hadn't heard of her.

A dell rolling in the deep

Now that's a DELL ROLLING in the deep

A Dell set fire to the train

Now it’s a Dell rolling in the deep.

It was the Farmer in the Dell.

Now it's a Dell rolling in the deep

Today at work a different FedEx delivery dude shows up, makes the "dude you got a Dell!" reference (since he was delivering a computer) and then proceeds to say how we don't see those commercials anymore because the actor was jailed for marijuana possession. Everyone heard it wrong and thought our normal guy was in jail, to which my boss replies, "Weed? I thought that was a Gateway drug!"

I'm a second year university student. I was walking back to my room and walked into an acquaintance. We're both computer geeks more or less, and I was carrying my laptop with me. I started making some simple smalltalk when he noticed my laptop.

"Oh! Is that a Dell?"

Me: "oh!...Yeah! It's a Dell, but not the singer."

Continued to walk past, as this encounter took an entire 10 seconds at most

Random passerby that overheard in a hearty tone: "Hey! That was funny!"

We are doing karaoke with the kids. My coworker sitting next me says, "I love Adele" after two kids sang.

My boss said "I'm using a HP, not a dell."

I'm totally jealous right now, cause now I wanna be a dad.

Because he was a scary Muenster!

(My daughter is young, we sing "The Farmer in the Dell", and it's almost Halloween)

A farmer in the Dell.