I'm sure he'll come around, eventually.
No pun in ten did.
Turns out they frown upon ad heminem
But someone talked me out of it.
but somebody talked me out of it.
It's too devicive.
It was pretty anti-climatic
We did find out that Pence is actually pretty fly, for a white guy!
It’s row v. wade.
After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of their choice, and whoever received the most karma for it would win.
Adam, already undecided himself, decided to go to /r/AskReddit. He laid out the agreement, and asked that everyone vote one their favorite movie, and the one with the most votes he would use for the his friends. Unfortunately, as the votes were split in that sub, his highest post amounted to a mere 38 points.
Paul, a big proponent for the Toy Story franchise, posted to /r/nostalgia in the hopes that everyone who grew up with Toy Story would agree. Unfortunately, as there had been two sequels (with a third on the way) it wasn't exactly considered "nostalgia" and he got downvoted into oblivion.
Bill, who loved Monsters Inc., made his case using some trickery. Going to /r/news, he found a seemingly unrelated post, and made a top-level comment describing, in great detail, why Monsters Inc. was the greatest film of all time. The fact that the post was so out of context made everyone flock to it, and drew enough attention to new him over a thousand fake internet points.
Mike, who loved the Incredibles movies, decided to stay in his wheelhouse. Over the course of several hours, he created each of the family members from the Incredibles in Soulcaliber VI. Finally, he photoshopped the family together, and posted it to /r/gaming. Under normal circumstances this would have skyrocketed to the top, but the format was stale, and thus only received 20k karma. Still, Mike was confident in his victory.
While the other four friends came up with plans on how to maximize their karma gains, Chris sat silently. For hours he sat, making no posts, coming up with no original content. Finally, an hour before the deadline, he broke into his neighbor's house, stealing his copy of the Pixar movie "Up". He took a picture of his theft and posted it directly to /r/dadjokes with the title "STOLEN".
When the group got together the next day to see who got the most votes, everyone was in awe. Chris's post had over 40,000 points. "How did you know that would win?" "Easy," Chris replied. "Everyone knows stolen content on /r/dadjokes gets all the Up votes."
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
He always used a straw man argument
Seriously, who gifs a fuck?!
It’s ok if you haven’t, the decision is still up in the air.
but I said that would be boring.
Boy did things heat up in there.
>! During the debate, one of the atheists pointed out that they were non-prophet organizations!<
It got very heated.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
It was the straw that broke the CamelBak.
When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’
Is it called a re-bate?
... The steaks have never been higher
Is to put it on da hook.
Because each episode has so many bros and cons.
I'm on the Pence.
Descartes and Shakespeare were having a debate on how best to write. Descartes argued up and down that prose was the only way to really get your ideas across and that artistic license just muddied everything up. Shakespeare argued poetry and turns of phrase made the material more relatable and thus easier to get across. Descartes countered, "But how do you know what the best form is?" Shakespeare thought about it and replied, "I think, therefore iamb."
To scan da' navy.
-The Norwegian debate team got robbed! Talk about a Loot-a-Fisk!
-The submarines dont have Lox, the doors are in Grav need of repair, talk about a situation that calls for a fast cure!
-What kind of boat does a Norwegian have tied to back of their car? A Dragon Boat!
-My best friend asked if I would buy his f150 but he warned me that it was Norwegian, and I said that was ok, because im a Fjord truck man.
My mom said that it was too expensive. "And what would we use it for? We already keep most of our stuff in our rooms."
To which my dad replied, "Think about it, honey! We'd be like Dolce and Cabana!"
I’m sure he’ll come around, eventually.
I’m sure he will come around sooner or later.
He’ll come around eventually.
He’ll come around, eventually.
He'll come around eventually
But I was talked out of it.
He'll come around eventually.
But somebody talked me out of it.
