What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean.
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When you visit Boston, what do the street magicians and fish wives have in common?
They will both insist that you βpick a codβ
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What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
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What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
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What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?
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What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
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What's the most common blood type in Canada?
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What does Los Angeles have in common with the Hobbit?
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The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him
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What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?
They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
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What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
They both have Sandy Claws.
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Since this is a βNanaβ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a βbaβ. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a βbananaβ on the counter.
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What's the most common std in alligators
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Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
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What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What does working for the mafia and oral sex have in common?
One slip of the tongue and youβre in deep shit
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What's the most common disease in HR departments?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
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Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say
At least the both have something "in" common.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What's the most common type of surgery preformed at the Lego hospital?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.
I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"
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What does the past present and future have in common?
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What is something that the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi do not have in common?
The people of Dubai do not like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Doo.
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What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist and Vlad the Impaler have in common?
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What did the Bengay and fungi have in common?
Theyβre both happy men.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
All these jokes about the coronavirus have one thing in common...
They all conta gious one thing...bad puns!
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What's the most common letter in the English language?
E, it's literally in everything!
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What does an island and the letter T have in common
They both are in the middle of water
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What do the horny eunuch and the lost cartographer have in common?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What does the rest of the NBA season have in common with the rest of the NHL season?
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What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
They all have the same middle name.
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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name."
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
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