The Apostles Puns

A list of puns related to "The Apostles"

Archaeologists found the remains of the 12 apostles...

They're now called 'The 12 a-FOSSILS'

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👤︎ u/Mrs_Ross
📅︎ May 08 2021
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Did you know the biblical apostles carpooled around in a Honda?

The Bible says they were of one Accord.

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👤︎ u/JasonTie
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?

At a shop on the road to Damaskus...

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👤︎ u/regfol31
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!

"And the apostles were all in Accord"

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ May 29 2021
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What scent did Jesus wear?

The Axe of the Apostles.

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👤︎ u/johnnyrottenjr
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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