Archaeologists found the remains of the 12 apostles...
They're now called 'The 12 a-FOSSILS'
Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?
At a shop on the road to Damaskus...
What type of car did Jesus’s apostles drive?
A Christler
Did you know the biblical apostles carpooled around in a Honda?
The Bible says they were of one Accord.
Why does Jesus wash his apostles' feet?
So he can cleanse their soles.
Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
What scent did Jesus wear?
The Axe of the Apostles.
What do you call a follower of Jesus who wears a size XXXXXL?
A colossal apostle
