What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.
They were bat shit crazy.
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.
His actions were highly ill-eagle
You know what they said about the war between America and Russia?
What is the number one cause of divorce in America?
If you live in America, then you're an American except when you're in the bathroom
Money factories are the only thing in America I understand.
In honor of my father for Father’s Day, I’m going to tack you back to the 1990’s. This is rural southern America please read in southern accent.
Me: Daddy I’m thirsty!
My dad: Hi thirsty I’m Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.
I’m sure it’s not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.
If The Beauty and the Beast took place in America, "Beauty" would have to be from the South
Because she's a Southern Belle
Which bus was the first to go from Spain to America?
In which state, in America, there's the highest concentration of weebs?
Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?
I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.
Remember how Red Skull was being consumed by fire in the end of Captain America
Guess you could say he needed a fire HYDRAnt
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?
The Star-Spangled Banner.
without the washington monument america would be a pointless nation
Why did Emma go down to South America during the summer?
What's the climate like in south america?
It's pretty cold, you might even say its Chile
Why were the British salty about losing America
Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?
Because they had reservations
We need to add three more states to the United States of America
53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks “You want the smoking or non-smoking area?”
“Oh we want the hottest girls you got”
Visiting Minnesota, family wanted to visit the Mall of America
“Ehh, you’ve been to one, you’ve been to the mall”
What’s the snottiest state in America?
How many people live in the largest country in South America?
What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?
What's the worst hood in America?
America is home of the king sized everything.
Even our Ariana's are grande
Did you hear about the fossil they just found in South America?
It’s like a Brazilian years old.
How’s the weather in South America?
I am from Britain and visited America last week. I noticed that the ketchup tastes extremely bad,
In heinz-sight I should have brought my own
I just ate bread from the worst Bakery in America. I'd take you but...
The First President of America cleaning a frog
What did the world say when kim jung un said he could nuke america?????
Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?
What do you get when you cross captain America and the hulk?
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?
The Star Spangled Banner.
What did the father ant say to his son when they moved from America to France.
Son, We are now Europeants.
Why were the Indians in America first?
Because they had reservations.
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