People reacting to a single post with different images are to be termed "REAPOSTS"

People who keep posting a meme or text or shower thought with different images as a REAction and then terming it as OP , are REAct POSTS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7Vivan
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A heist movie can also be termed as a

run-con movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
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There's a term for people like Trump

Evidently not two though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meemsouprice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?

Asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaleesiDog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Family is a relative term
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTFCBVB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice

At least I know there won’t be two terms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agrajag22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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It's just another term for it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpilepticMoose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!

I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.

She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What is the other term for a queef?

A substitute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Please dont call us grammar nazis

We prefer the term "alt-write"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvl100mafia_boss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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My wife asked, β€œIf someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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The term β€œdad bod” is offensive

I prefer father figure

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When my kids found that the fall term would be completely online, the result was instant drama and tears.

But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why did the pilot get sent to his room

Bad altitude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe_mama_89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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So, is the term "buttcheeks" one word..

... or should I spread them apart?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabiker68
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you get when you grind orphan wheat?

Self-raising flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumFunnyOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It’s textbook Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?

No quarters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumnem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I got the sack for asking a customer if they wanted smoking or non smoking.

Cremation or funeral was the correct term.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Taken for a ride
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...

And 2: with my short-term memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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The term β€œgrammar nazi” is insensitive...

...we prefer to be referred to as β€œcomma-kazes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilgobblin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?

They insist on bringing a baby to full term.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pcwils1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?

They were cooked in Greece.

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I call myself terms and conditions

Because y'all keep ignoring me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What happens when you finally come to terms with losing all your toes?

You become lack toes and tolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holeeschite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What is the term for when a farmer's cow goes missing?

A missed-steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliciaTries
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.

At least he died on his own terms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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As a mafia hitman, my story of a successful mission I was assigned--which had me assassinate a decade of mob bosses--usually started as similarly sounding like the layman's term of the fibrous tissue along the calves and heels...

"I killed these ten Dons..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MabalsaRitchie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I was learning about short term memory yesterday.

I bet it was really interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sophster2412
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Weight Distribution in Layman Terms
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Long-Term Dad Joke Finally Pays Off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
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What’s another term for an unpaid internship?

A preoccupation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present

Santa clauses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWantToBeAHipster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Just think what alcohol can do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."

"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My professor makes all the students buy his book at the beginning of the term to make some profit.

It’s textbook Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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To make extra money, my university professor makes all his students buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It’s textbook Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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