A list of puns related to "Tending"
...she’s a keeper 🐝
Safe to say, I soiled my plants.
As soon as he comes through the door his wife excitedly tells him "Henry! You would never believe it! The sheep have formed a Jazz band! Isn't that great?!"
Henry, annoyed, replies "I know Mary, I fucking heard them."
Pop, goes the weasel.
It was a funfair dismissal
Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
That's because they're insects
Because they live in da Nile.
“How?” I asked.
He said “Brace yourself.”
...because pride cometh before the fall.
This phenomenon is known as many paws
They feel like it has a deeper meaning.
They're loaners by nature.
A mow-hawk
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'
General Lee speaking.
With a hoe hoe hoe.
HaagenDogs...
A: My sense of decency.
I guess you could say that there's...
white mail privilege
How did Shakespeare learn all about his new employer?
During its onbarding process.
But their business is in a scent
'Sheeran' is Caring
...and their enemas even closer.
They tend to quack under pressure.
I always give credit where it's dew.
Because it's the weekend.
I guess they cantaloupe.
That way the steaks are higher.
Dad jokes tend to be "punnier"
Please be nice its my first try.
Because the more mass they have, the more they matter.
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
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