I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
What's a bear with no Teeth?
Some people have 32 teeth. Some have 6
A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.
However it was acci-dental.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
My sister asked "When do my wisdom teeth come in?"
"If they haven't yet, its probably because Amazon shipping has been delayed." I said.
As she was laughing, I shrugged. "I thought that was a good one. I just came to me," I paused, "Probably because I have Prime."
Crooked teeth are criminal
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out
What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?
My wife decided to keep her wisdom teeth..
Doesn't sound very wise to me.
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?
I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey
What do you call a tree without teeth?
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
You're not allowed to eat teeth
During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.
“How?” I asked.
He said “Brace yourself.”
My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.
I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with your sister"
Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".
Dentist: This is extraordinary! You don’t seem to have any teeth at all!
Woman: I’m here for a smear test
Dentist: oh that’s next door!
My kid’s baby teeth are falling out
This means that the kid is getting closer to adultooth
Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
My 5 year olds favorite joke to tell everyone.
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
Why do prodigies have the best teeth?
Because of their phenom enamel.
What do you call a dinosaur that takes good care of his teeth?
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