Teething bites.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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Perfect for the kids - what do you call a bear with no teeth?!

A gummy bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Does a train have teeth?

Then how can it choo choo?

Complements of my 6 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call a man with great teeth?

Toothfull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon_librarian4
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What do you call a Wookie with stained teeth?

Chewbaccy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do an unfortunate event and your teeth have in common?

Nothing, it's acci-dental

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.

Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....

It's simple meth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I once glued a set of false teeth onto a boomerang...

... that came back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I got very sensitive teeth.

They'll be really upset that I told you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My son said his teeth are falling out.

I wonder what they're arguing about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do Italians brush their teeth with?

Pesto:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iruny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What flavour is the toothpaste in jail?

Imprisonmint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mountaincre8or
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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My dentist removed my teeth

That was very demolarising

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rairishu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed

To be honest this is pretty demolarizing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyHandsAreOrange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My 4 year old son’s first dad joke

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

I’m sure someone else invented it but I couldn’t be prouder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobbitpharmacist
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?

With flossils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demonicplanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?

He said he was Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myztero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with your sister"

Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Soter_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My sister asked "When do my wisdom teeth come in?"

"If they haven't yet, its probably because Amazon shipping has been delayed." I said.

As she was laughing, I shrugged. "I thought that was a good one. I just came to me," I paused, "Probably because I have Prime."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brosengr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Crooked teeth are criminal

Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgetothewild
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.

However it was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a dog’s back teeth?

Canine canines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qquestionable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What's the best kitchen utensil for fixing a Bluetooth speaker?

A pairing knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealZy
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.

To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodNamedBob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frigatedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear (Courtesy of my brother)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickle_Taryn15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandyVandy9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clatuu1337
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I've got very sensitive teeth.

They'll probably be very upset I told you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Real_Normal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What is red and bad for the teeth?

A brick

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsrigdic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What's a bear with no Teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OWPMadRuski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B33_H1V3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LocalSalesRep
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkspoooon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Some people have 32 teeth. Some have 6

It's simple meth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call a bear without teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedWing_16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SjansenKW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

a gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ivy_ally
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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