What's the difference between a cat and a reporter

Good mews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulfox1988
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What's it called when a cat begs for food even though her bowl is still half full?

Fake mews...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GooderApe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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Where do cats go to have fun?

A"mews"ment parks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
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What do you call a cat that can't meow?

A mew-te.

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100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
  • Allow => A-meow
  • Apology => A-paw-logy
  • Appalling => A-paw-ling
  • Attitude => Cat-titude
  • Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
  • Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
  • Because => Be-claws
  • Before => Be-fur
  • Bother => Bo-fur
  • Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
  • Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
  • Catch => Cat-ch
  • Clever => Claw-ver
  • Confusing => Con-fur-sing
  • Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
  • Different => Dif-fur-rent
  • Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
  • Familiar => Fur-miliar
  • Feeling => Feline
  • For => Fur
  • For real => Fur real
  • Forever => Fur-ever
  • Forget => Fur-get
  • Fortunate => Fur-tunate
  • Forward => Fur-ward
  • Friend => Fur-end
  • Furious => Fur-ious
  • Further => Fur-ther
  • Get or Got => Cat
  • Help me out => Help meow-t
  • History => Hiss-tory
  • Hysterical => Hiss-terical
  • Inferior => In-fur-ior
  • Kidding me => Kitten me
  • Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
  • Literally => Litter-ally
  • Literature => Litter-a-ture
  • Lost => Claw-st
  • Lying => Lion
  • Magnificent => Meow-nificent
  • Marvellous => Meow-velous
  • Minimum => Mew-nimum
  • Misery => Mew-sery
  • Moment => Mew-ment
  • Mountain => Meow-ntain
  • Move => Mew-v
  • Music => Mew-sic
  • Musician => Meow-sician
  • Never => Nev-fur
  • New => Mew
  • Now => Meow
  • Over => Ov-fur
  • Paper => Pay-purr
  • Pardon me => Paw-don me
  • Pause => Paws
  • Perfect => Purr-fect
  • Perhaps => Purr-haps
  • Permission => Purr-mission
  • Person => Purr-son
  • Personal => Purr-sonal
  • Persuasion => Purr-suasion
  • Places => Purr-laces
  • Please => Paw-lease
  • Portable => Paw-table
  • Positive => Paw-sitive
  • Possibility => Paw-sibility
  • Possibly => Paw-sibly
  • Precious => Purr-ecious
  • Prefer => Paw-fer
  • Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
  • Pretty => Purr-ty
  • Priceless => Purr-iceless
  • Prince => Purr-ince
  • Princess => Purr-incess
  • Puns => Purr-ns
  • Purpose => Purr-pose
  • Referring => Re-fur-ing
  • Respond => Res-paw-nd
  • Simple => Sim-paw-le
  • Suffer => Suf-fur
  • Superior => Su-purr-ior
  • Tale => Tail
  • Talent => Tail-ent
  • Tell => Tail
  • That’s all => Cat’s all
  • Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
  • Very => Furry
  • Whenever => Whene-fur
  • Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
  • You => Mew
  • Apologize => A-paw-logize
  • First => Furr-st
  • How are you? => Meow are mew?
  • Morning => Meowrning
  • Phon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyl327
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Where do cats go for fun?

An a-mews-ment park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiredPretending
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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What do cats read

Mewspapers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Who trains cats?

Caesar Mew-lan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltyLogic
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My cat wrote a joke today

Coz he was in a good mew-ood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenTom_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I named my cat β€œPokΓ©mon”

Because he’s a Persian, and he likes to mew too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty ​

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus​

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namtag24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why are cats good singers?

Because they are very mew-sical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-Ruin-_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you call a Pokemon that plays musical instruments?

A Mew-sician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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What is SchrΓΆdinger's cat's favourite particle?

A mew-on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Two kittens on sloped roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadfamousdinesh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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Have you heard airlines aren't allowing therapy cats on planes anymore?

I think it's fake mews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dobraf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Got my dad-in-law last night, then my kids got me this morning

My in-laws were over for dinner last night. Afterwards, they headed downstairs to leave, so I asked my father in law if they needed help getting to the car. He replied,

"Oh, we're not leaving yet, I'm going to take a leak."
"OK, well just make sure to bring it back when you're done."

But karma is a bitch. This morning in the car, the kids (6 and 7) asked me which two Pokemon bred to create all the other Pokemon. Their answer was "Mew and Ossarius(????)" I couldn't understand the second word, so I asked them several times.

"Is it Ossarius?" I ask.
"No. Mossatrius," says the 7 year old.
"Mossarius?"
"No. Ossarvius," he says again (the same word, I just can't understand it.)
"Is is Ossarius or Ossarvius?"
"Neither," says the 6 year old.
"Say it again?" I ask.
"Neither," says the 6 year old again, wondering what's wrong with his dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhabaLox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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If I made a cat video...

...I wonder how many mews it would get!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGamedawg
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Where do cats go to have fun

They go to the a(mews)ment park

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