Do trees meow?

No, they bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Wowwww meow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iconic_CHACHA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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That was zen, this is meow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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The Cat-pulets and the Meow-tagues
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadyLevia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NumerikAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Meow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fab-_-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My brother applied for a pet store job and when they asked when are you available to work he said right Meow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noose22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Meow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikitaaroraaaa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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That was zen. This is meow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sobexmaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate223
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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Why did the chicken say, β€œMeow, oink, bow-wow, moo”?

He was studying foreign languages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilmonkey6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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TIL cats in New Zealand can’t meow.

They meowri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_th1nker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Why did the dog say "meow" ?

he was bilingual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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A cat meows to my dad.

meow

My dad said, "Hi Ow, I'm dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nasrulhulk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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What is soft and furry, says Meow, and is filled with cement?

The answer is a kitty cat. I just put the cement in to make it hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
  • Allow => A-meow
  • Apology => A-paw-logy
  • Appalling => A-paw-ling
  • Attitude => Cat-titude
  • Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
  • Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
  • Because => Be-claws
  • Before => Be-fur
  • Bother => Bo-fur
  • Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
  • Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
  • Catch => Cat-ch
  • Clever => Claw-ver
  • Confusing => Con-fur-sing
  • Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
  • Different => Dif-fur-rent
  • Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
  • Familiar => Fur-miliar
  • Feeling => Feline
  • For => Fur
  • For real => Fur real
  • Forever => Fur-ever
  • Forget => Fur-get
  • Fortunate => Fur-tunate
  • Forward => Fur-ward
  • Friend => Fur-end
  • Furious => Fur-ious
  • Further => Fur-ther
  • Get or Got => Cat
  • Help me out => Help meow-t
  • History => Hiss-tory
  • Hysterical => Hiss-terical
  • Inferior => In-fur-ior
  • Kidding me => Kitten me
  • Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
  • Literally => Litter-ally
  • Literature => Litter-a-ture
  • Lost => Claw-st
  • Lying => Lion
  • Magnificent => Meow-nificent
  • Marvellous => Meow-velous
  • Minimum => Mew-nimum
  • Misery => Mew-sery
  • Moment => Mew-ment
  • Mountain => Meow-ntain
  • Move => Mew-v
  • Music => Mew-sic
  • Musician => Meow-sician
  • Never => Nev-fur
  • New => Mew
  • Now => Meow
  • Over => Ov-fur
  • Paper => Pay-purr
  • Pardon me => Paw-don me
  • Pause => Paws
  • Perfect => Purr-fect
  • Perhaps => Purr-haps
  • Permission => Purr-mission
  • Person => Purr-son
  • Personal => Purr-sonal
  • Persuasion => Purr-suasion
  • Places => Purr-laces
  • Please => Paw-lease
  • Portable => Paw-table
  • Positive => Paw-sitive
  • Possibility => Paw-sibility
  • Possibly => Paw-sibly
  • Precious => Purr-ecious
  • Prefer => Paw-fer
  • Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
  • Pretty => Purr-ty
  • Priceless => Purr-iceless
  • Prince => Purr-ince
  • Princess => Purr-incess
  • Puns => Purr-ns
  • Purpose => Purr-pose
  • Referring => Re-fur-ing
  • Respond => Res-paw-nd
  • Simple => Sim-paw-le
  • Suffer => Suf-fur
  • Superior => Su-purr-ior
  • Tale => Tail
  • Talent => Tail-ent
  • Tell => Tail
  • That’s all => Cat’s all
  • Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
  • Very => Furry
  • Whenever => Whene-fur
  • Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
  • You => Mew
  • Apologize => A-paw-logize
  • First => Furr-st
  • How are you? => Meow are mew?
  • Morning => Meowrning
  • Phon
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyl327
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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Did you hear about the S.S. Meow?

It catsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBeard420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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Just say meow.

How my dad used to wake us up. I can't wait to torture my kids this way.

Dad: wake up, its time for school!

Me: 5 more minutes.

Dad: oh you want a cat nap? Say 'meow'

Me: nooooo ughhh

Dad: I'm not Noah? But didn't he build an ark?

Me: dad go away!

Dad: but I already know what I weigh.

Me: dad pleaaase

Dad: police? Where?!

Me: dad leave me alone!

Dad: a loan? Okay how much do you need?

Me: dad stop!

Dad: just say meow.

Me: meow

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Dog goes woof, cat goes meow bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeek, but... youtube.com/watch?v=EzL5c…
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Dog goes woof, cat goes meow bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeek, but... youtube.com/watch?v=EzL5c…
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