Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?
Because of all the columns and rows!
Old guy at the barbershop: "Is that Ben-Hur playing on the the TV?"
"Yep."
"What ever hastened to Ben-Him?"
My dad has a great idea for a sequel to Ben Hur
He calls it "Ben Hur 2: Ben Hur, Done That"
Why are constipated people so cool with everything?
They don't give a shit.
What did the Roman say when he got Deja vu?
"I feel like I've ben hur before."
We were talking about Algebra last night.
We were talking about the use of algebra since leaving school.
Me: "But why do we need to know algebra?!" Him: "Because 'Why' equals something."
With the biggest grin on his face.
Hur hur hur.
"I'm gonna run to the store, you want anything?" -Me
Dad: Y'know, it'd be quicker if you drove, hur hur!
Or sometimes, Dad: I was gonna ask for ice cream, but if you're not driving, it'll be melted before you get back, hur hur!
Sadly, I've now started saying the first one. <crying>
