Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?

Because of all the columns and rows!

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👤︎ u/mehatch
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Old guy at the barbershop: "Is that Ben-Hur playing on the the TV?"

"Yep."

"What ever hastened to Ben-Him?"

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📅︎ Mar 14 2014
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My dad has a great idea for a sequel to Ben Hur

He calls it "Ben Hur 2: Ben Hur, Done That"

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👤︎ u/contraaa
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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Pin this tweet.
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👤︎ u/SimonCaine
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt & Rod

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why are constipated people so cool with everything?

They don't give a shit.

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👤︎ u/Bomber_Max
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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What did the Roman say when he got Deja vu?

"I feel like I've ben hur before."

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We were talking about Algebra last night.

We were talking about the use of algebra since leaving school.

Me: "But why do we need to know algebra?!" Him: "Because 'Why' equals something."

With the biggest grin on his face.

Hur hur hur.

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📅︎ May 11 2015
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"I'm gonna run to the store, you want anything?" -Me

Dad: Y'know, it'd be quicker if you drove, hur hur!

Or sometimes, Dad: I was gonna ask for ice cream, but if you're not driving, it'll be melted before you get back, hur hur!

Sadly, I've now started saying the first one. <crying>

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