I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
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Hor Halloween this year I'm going as Ukraine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
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Why doesn’t the french army serve hors d'oeuvres?

They’re worried about a CruditΓ©s-ta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcar773
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My girlfriend said she'd only marry me if I overcame my ambulance obsession.

I can't wait to get down on one knee nor knee nor knee nor!

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Me and a friend started a trend on my Language Arts door.
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I'm gonna have a catering company that specializes in small plates & call it Pemdas.

Y'know, since it'll be hors d'oeuvre operations.

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I make Soldier Soup for my kid’s sleepovers.

It always follows hor d’oeuvres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
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Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party?

It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.

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