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Force healing being canon is by far the worst plot hole that really causes a massive chain of issues in nearly every SW movie. To the point, it actually causes all of SW to not make any sense. I HATE IT.
Force healing was supposedly learned by Rey in the ancient Jedi texts she found on Ahch-To (All of this is in the book of TRoS, which is ridiculous to begin with that they have to use book content to explain major movie plot points). But then fails to explain why the Jedi don’t use it...and it’s left to this ambiguous interpretation that Jedi FORGOT that this existed. I’m sorry, but how do you forget something that major? Even though the Order became blind, how do you not pass on this very powerful force power? Nice try.
Then Kylo Ren uses force healing?? Well, he didn’t have access to those ancient Jedi texts...and he sure wasn’t trained by Rey. So it comes around again, that the whole “Jedi texts teach force healing” is just a garbage explanation/theory. They try to explain with the whole force dyad crap...but that’s a whole other box of salt.
Rey, an untrained (or at least very novice) force wielder, somehow acquired the very power that Anakin turned to the dark side to get. Which Palpatine said directly in Ep.3 was only a power of dark side and of the Sith, and those on the light side and are of the Jedi are incapable of having such a power. So this either indicates that Anakin turning to the dark side was pointless, or that Rey is a Sith, and therefore not “all of the Jedi”. OR this power of force healing is universal, and anyone can wield it...which brings us back to how it unravels all of SW. Especially since a novice force wielded somehow acquired this power with little training. The later is the most likely explanation given that Grogu in the Mandalorian has this power. He didn’t read the ancient texts, he didn’t have a dyad. He is completely untrained. So this indicates, as stated above, that force healing is a universal power, that the most novice of force wielders can use without any prior training. It is a “natural sense”. Well that really causes problems...
Lastly, force healing sucks life out of yourself. The argument of “well, they wouldn’t lose their life to save another” yeah...but wasn’t that kind of a Jedi mantra? Selfless sacrifice? And pretty sure Anakin would have given his life for Padme and his family.
So what does this do for the Star Wars Universe? All force wielders should easily have this power, with no training required
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On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.
They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says "you know what? I'm gonna learn how to do that."
So the horse calls up Guitar Center, and he says to the guy on the phone, "Hey, listen. I wanna learn to play guitar."
Guy on the phone says "no problem. Come on down."
"No, there might be one problem. I'm a horse."
"Naw, it ain't a problem. We'll get some attachments, I can teach you to play. Promise."
So horse turns out to be a natural. He gets GOOD. And he calls over Cow and Chicken and he's like "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" and he jams out like Jimi Hendrix. And Cow says "holy shit. That's awesome. I want to learn to do something like that too. What's like that?" And horse says "Bass. Learn to play bass."
So Cow calls up Guitar Center, and she says "Hey, listen, I wanna learn to play bass guitar."
Guy on the phone says "No problem, miss, come on down."
"Eh, this might be a problem. I'm a cow."
"Nah, no problem. I helped a horse recently, I can teach you to play too. Promise."
So Cow learns to play the bass, and Cow is fucking amazing at it. So Cow and Horse are jamming, and Chicken gets a bit jealous. He says "Damn, I wanna learn something too. But not like that."
Horse says "Well, I mean, we need a drummer around here."
So Chicken calls up Guitar Center, and he says "Hey, listen, I wanna learn to play drums."
Guy on the phone says "No problem, man. Come on down."
"Eh, maybe a problem. I'm a chicken."
"Naw. Ain't no thing. I taught a horse guitar and a cow bass. I can teach you drums."
So chicken learns the drums, and he's fucking amazing. So Cow, Horse, and Chicken all start having jam sessions whenever the farmer's out. And one day they're playing, and a big record agent is driving down the road. And he hears them, and he's like "what the fuck? that sounds amazing." so he stops at the farm, and he finds them all playing in the barn. And he says "Holy shit. You guys sound AWESOME. I wanna represent you, make this a real band, make some music. You're gonna be HUGE."
And by the way, this didn't actually happen. But anyway, the Cow and Chicken and Horse take this guy's deal, and they move to the city, they cut albums, and they're big. REAL big. Top 10 hits, platinum albums, the works. They get set for th
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Nothing because they can't speak! WOHHOHHOHHOOOO!! No need to compliment my joking skills, because I know that already.
A cowboy walks into a bar.
It's a typical saloon, except for two of peculiarities: at the end of a long bar there's a horse, just hanging out, and a jar full of dollar bills with a large sign that reads...
1 BUCK A TRY -- MAKE THIS HORSE LAUGH AND WIN ALL THE MONEY IN THE POT
The bartender watches as the cowboy reads the sign, then reaches into his pocket and deposits a dollar. The cowboy walks over to the house, leans in close, and whispers something inaudible into the horse's ear.
And the horse starts laughing. Laughing and laughing and laughing -- he's rolling in the ground, you can't make him stop! It's the funniest thing he's ever heard. So the bartender empties the jar, gives the mysterious cowboy all the money, the cowboy gets rip-roaring drunk, and leaves at the end of the night richer than he was when he walked in.
A few weeks go by, and that same cowboy stops in to the same saloon: same bartender, same horse, same jar stuffed to the brim with bills, but a slightly different sign...
1 BUCK A TRY -- MAKE THIS HORSE CRY AND WIN ALL THE MONEY IN THE POT
The bartender recognizes the cowboy, who, once again, puts a dollar in the jar to take his shot at the pot. He unties the horse and leads him outside, just for a brief moment, and leads the horse back in.
Now the horse is crying, bawling, inconsolable! The bartender can't believe it as he empties the pot and hands the cowboy his winnings. The cowboy orders a round for the house and himself and he sits down at the bar to start drinking.
The bartender, he can't help it, says to the cowboy, "Son, I recognize you from a few weeks back... and I just gotta know: what did you say to my horse to make him laugh awhile back and cry so damned hard today?"
"Oh," starts the cowboy, as he leans in, "that's easy. See, the first time I told yer horse that my cock was bigger than his."
The cowboy leans back and continues, "And the second time? I showed him."
