I would never drink out of another mans teacup.

It’s not my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmLuke0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What's the difference between a teacup and a peacup?

You drink tea out of a teacup and a peacup is what a Mexican drives to work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Did you know that the queen of England has the largest breasts of the world?

She has teacups

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grobtheweirdo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I have a new hobby: studying flying saucers

...and making the matching teacups!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I drew another horrendous pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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I had to ask my dad for help...

...getting a teacup off the top shelf in the cupboard. I complained about the lack of a stool or stepladder so I could reach those most important of cups. He handed me the cup and said "It's discrimination! Apart-height's a terrible thing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pocketnotebook
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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