Talpidae/Turtle (2.0m): Green and Brown - Untameable [Calypso (3)]
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Talpidae/Mole (pink skin): Black eyes, grey shell, yellow claws and untameable [Iaereznika (91)]
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Talpidae/Turtle (2.0m): Green and Brown - Untameable [Calypso (3)]
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This is the biggest one of these dirt-turtles I’ve seen yet! (Genus Talpidae, Eissentam or Hyades Galaxy - I forgot which) reddit.com/gallery/pumarn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OREOSTUFFER
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Day 5 - Talpidae
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ensistura
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InktoFUR 2019 Day 5: Talpidae (Talpa europaea)
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Let's Play Shovel Knight - Holy Talpidae! - Shovel knight - Part 7

This week I take on Mole Knight. Probably one of the best levels in the game. Certainly has some of the best level music.

Holy Talpidae! - Shovel knight - Part 7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsdboxer
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Types of convergent evolution (besides carcinization)

As I've ranted about before, I'm getting tired of the carcinization meme. So many people act like every single organism is going to evolve into a crab despite that kind of only happening with crustaceans.

There's a LOT of other interesting types of convergent evolution out there that don't have names yet, so I'm going to list them and come up with terms for them. (Though keep in mind that this is not a comprehensive list of every single example of convergent evolution out there, but something to encourage discussion.)

  • Volaticization: The tendency for many mammals and reptiles to develop some kind of gliding membrane, most famously flying squirrels and sugar gliders.
  • Echinization: Mammals developing their fur into sharp pointed quills, such as the unrelated Old and New World porcupines, hedgehogs, tenrecs, and echidnas.
  • Saltization: Mammals developing hopping feet and a long tail for stabilization. Most common in rodents such as kangaroo rats, jerboas, hopping mice, and springhares, but can also be seen in macropods.
  • Canization: Predatory mammals evolving into dog-like forms, can be seen in canids, hyenas, creodonts, mesonychids, and thylacines.
  • Rhinization: The tendency for large herbivores to evolve horn-like structures on their noses, such as rhinos, brontotheres, uintatheres, arsinoitheres, and ceratopsians.
  • Talpization: Mammals evolving into mole-like forms, which can be seen in true moles of the Talpidae family, along with marsupial moles, golden moles, and pink fairy armadillos.
  • Myrmecophagization: Mammals designed to feed on ants and termites, such as anteaters, pangolins, aardvarks, numbats, and echidnas. (There's also aardwolves and sloth bears, despite them not being quite as specialized as the others.)
  • Raptorization: Birds evolving sharp talons and beaks for killing prey. Examples include accipitrids, owls, falcons, and arguably Cariamiformes. Shrikes are halfway there, having the hooked beak but not the sharp talons.
  • Ciconization: Birds developing long legs and a long neck for wading, such as storks, herons, cranes, and flamingos. Azhdarchids could be considered a pterosaur example.
  • Spheniscization: Birds developing into streamlined wing-propelled divers, such as penguins, auks, the extinct plotopterids, and the extinct duck Bambolinetta.
  • Anatization: Another form of swimming bird design, except propelling with their feet instead of their wings. Examples include diving duck
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SummerAndTinkles
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimybirch
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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No gains
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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How eggs-traordinary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rix27_
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Duckduckgo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/findmebatman
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Geometry sucks
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ah1887
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A queen size statement.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flight-less
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Orion's belt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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