Systems Of Measurement Puns

A list of puns related to "Systems Of Measurement"

The Trojan war between the Greeks and Troy was really fought over the whether to adopt the metric or imperial system of measurement.

Why else would Achilles ride around shouting "Hectare, Hectare"

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Mar 15 2022
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Imperialically good joke

If the metric system is so smart then why are all of the scientific breakthroughs measured in milestones

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👤︎ u/B1tninja
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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