Why don't spiders eat sweetcorn?

Because they don't like corn on the cobweb

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👤︎ u/MiniBoglin
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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My housemate might be a dad

To annoy a female housemate we were flicking bits of sweetcorn at her hair. In response, she escalated the game and threw an orange into my face.

The only way i got through the ordeal was because of what another of my housemates said next. After a long silence, as im holding my face he says "..hell hath no fury like a woman corned".

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📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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This is my favourite sub

6 Inch Veggie Patty on Italian Herb and Cheese with lettuce, olives, sweetcorn, guerkins, jalepenos, and Southwest Sauce.

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👤︎ u/Nhexus
📅︎ May 27 2015
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Just said this out loud at dinner

What do you call it when you eat sweetcorn at work?

..corn on the job.

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👤︎ u/iphaze
📅︎ Apr 27 2014
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