We had dinner at my parents house and my daughter was only eating the sugar snap peas

My dad: "they must be very ap-peas-ing to her taste buds"

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What is Thanos' favorite vegetable?

Sugar Snap Peas

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The anthill was up for its regular winter stockpiling preparations...

... The queen ant had had the ants organized into battalions specialized to collect specific items. So the sugar ants were to collect sugar, jaggery ants jaggery, cereal ants cereals, and so on. However, all were given a strict instruction - nobody was to take even a single pea from humans in any case. Why? The queen didn't want a peas-ant revolution happening.

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