This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
Will glass coffins be a success?
I successfully crossbred a human and a coffee plant
The first human bean is here
The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian
I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
There are 2 unwritten rules for a successful marriage.
When Gandalf was asked why his company was so successful.
He gave all the credit to his incredible staff.
I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration...
and 40% willingness to cheat.
How did the anatomy teacher become successful
Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!
They named it Don Quixote.
Why are birds so successful?
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
We successfully went back in time and got Isaac Newton and Shakespeare to complete each other's research
Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion
Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?
No one, he’s an elf made man
Doctors who are always in a rush don't seem to be very successful.
I think it's the lack of patients.
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
What city do the most successful urologist come from?
Successful Dad joke I just pulled off on wife. Full groan and everything
Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?
Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes
Wife: Who makes those rules?
Me: The Dad Poet Society
Wife: groan
Twenty One Pilots are not a very successful band
They’re still fairly local
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
An Amoeba predicted that it would successfully split itself in two.
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy
Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle I’ve been working on this morning..
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
Do you know the four keys to success?
Why were Cardi B successful?
Because Cardi A failed and Cardi O didn’t work out.
Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated
I guess you could say the steaks were high
Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...
...it's always been holding me back.
My mother’s leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
What do successful missionaries drive?
Did you hear about the first successfully cloned man?
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
Only 4 keys to success
the ‘s’ key, the ‘u’ key, the ‘c’ key, and the ‘e’ key.
My cousin is an aspiring plumber. He asked me how to be successful.
"Hard work and defecation."
Gravity is the most successful...
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.
The results speak for themselves
People named Victor must be very successful historians.
Because history is always written by the Victor.
People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.
I'm making six figures a year
I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.
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