22 Hilarious Stepping Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I got arrested for stepping on a cheerio

Guess the authorities thought I was a cereal killer

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👤︎ u/JoesMemories

📅︎ Apr 22 2021

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What do you call a guy in croc shoes stepping in dog poo

A croc of shit.

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👤︎ u/jHugley328

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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What do you call a cow stepping over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

My Dad a actually told me this one.

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👤︎ u/Wildjosh

📅︎ Feb 18 2021

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Such a shame that Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon.

He really is in his prime.

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👤︎ u/mlucasr

📅︎ Feb 03 2021

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Stepping Up

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👤︎ u/MostExpensiveThing

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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What can you use to prevent stepping on your cat all the time?

PURRipheral vision.

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👤︎ u/cosmic_cat_art

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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Theresa May is stepping down on June 7th. As a result, the last week of May is the first week of June.

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👤︎ u/MrDNL

📅︎ May 24 2019

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My dog likes stepping on my tv remote

Somehow he'll only ever paws it.

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👤︎ u/mozzatits

📅︎ Sep 02 2020

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I lost my watch at a party once, turns out there was a guy harassing a woman while stepping on my watch. I went over to him a punched him, saying, “No one does that to a woman...

not on my watch”

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👤︎ u/JustiniR

📅︎ Aug 24 2020

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I love stepping on grapes

It’s my jam

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai

📅︎ Apr 06 2020

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Why would someone take a break from what they were doing after stepping on a tack?

It was a tack-xing experience.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.

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👤︎ u/Knif3likepro

📅︎ Jun 28 2018

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The cop looked at his friend stepping on his child

His partner says "we need to get out and aresst him, now!

The cop calmly looks at his friend and says: "don't worry Joe, it's his step son

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👤︎ u/-Dragonhawk1029-

📅︎ Sep 19 2019

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Here's a joke about stepping on a scale

Weight for it..

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👤︎ u/-CrestiaBell

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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What was Reddit's reaction to stepping on a landmine?

Holy shit this blew up

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👤︎ u/ArtSchoolDropper

📅︎ Oct 27 2015

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[OC] What did the Canadian say when he kicked off his weekend by stepping in a pile of dog poop?

It's Saturday, and it's a turd, eh...

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👤︎ u/J4K0

📅︎ Sep 29 2018

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Marilyn Manson stepping up his dad-joking game. (Courtesy u/Xaurnel on r/funny)

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👤︎ u/SPEMason

📅︎ Nov 19 2013

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After hearing about Sepp Blatter stepping down my dad turned to me and did this:

https://i.imgur.com/zjmFTRX.png

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👤︎ u/mechanoid_

📅︎ Jun 02 2015

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I need puns about stepping on a nail

My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.

I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.

Any help is really appreciated.

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👤︎ u/mojo1999

📅︎ May 31 2020

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I love stepping on grapes

It’s my jam

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👤︎ u/garboooge

📅︎ Apr 11 2019

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Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing this girl.

I walked up to the guy, punched him right in the face.

No one does that to a girl...... not on my watch.

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👤︎ u/hubmeme

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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I Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl....

Not on my Watch

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper

📅︎ Nov 25 2016

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