Did you see Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?
Quit while he was in his Prime.
What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
It let out a little whine.
What did the cat say when it’s tail was stepped on?
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief.
“ME-ow”
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
My wife stepped in some pepper I accidentally spilt.
Put a little pep in her step.
My footless brother stepped all over a freshly hatched anthill
Guess you could say he's lack-toes in toddler ants
What did the cell say to the other cell who stepped on its foot?
Janice stepped outside to wish the mailman a good afternoon. "Good afternoon, mailman!" Said Janice.
The mailman responded with, "And a good afternoon to you, Femalewoman!"
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
Son:dad I stepped on a cornflake.
Dad: Honey we got a cerial killer over here.
This morning my 1 year old who can't walk very well held my hand and stepped down from a curb.
So young and already making great strides in life.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it let out a little wine
what did the vertebrae said when it stepped into the front door?
I stepped on a mouse by accident!!
Now my boots are squeaky...
What did George Washington say to his men before they stepped into the boat?
What happened to the man who stepped on a blue jay
He was arrested for jaywalking
Caught a couple dudes beating up a little kid , so I stepped in to help .
Little bastard didn’t stand a chance against the three of us !
What did one Greek poet say to the other when he stepped on his toga?
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
My friend walked upstairs, stepped on a banana peel, and fell on his bed
I stepped into this group and found myself in the center of a... pundemic
Today I stepped on a hipster‘s foot
If Harry decided to take up painting now he’s stepped back from the royal family...
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
I walked into my bedroom and stepped on her bra
I was studying cellular division when my sibling stepped on my foot
The local pub stepped up there pun game
Jeff Bezos stepped down from CEO of Amazon...
It's too bad.
He was in his Prime.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little whine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine...
What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Nothing. He just left out a little WINE
I just stepped on a cornflake
Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
What did the biologist say when his sister stepped on his foot?
What do the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What does a grape say when it is stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine
What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
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